Don't

Don't drop sausage dogs. They've got fragile backs man. Check out Stanley.

Don't accelerate at me, when I'm crossing the road. Fucker.

Don't carry in your hand your Mac laptop which has a shiny, red, "rob me" case on it walking through Darlinghurst late at night. Dumb.

Don't have a shower at 2am. I did and I couldn't sleep.

Don't shoplift a blueberry muffin from behind the counter while your friend is STILL making a purchase. Now they can't go there anymore. Thanks me.