Girl/Boy: Hey, can I get your number?
You/Me: Trust me, you don't want my number. I'm a nutcase.
If they persist, they are also probably a nutcase (just like you/me) in which case this is a good enough reason to not pursue further.
Girl/Boy: So, can I take you out for dinner yet? (after meeting them for all of one hour)
You/Me: Trust me, you don't want to. I'm a nutcase.
... diffuses the otherwise awkward situation with some self deprecating humour.
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