It has dawned on me that I can no longer afford to keep renting my current apartment in Elizabeth Bay. I love this hood like you wouldn't believe. It's cool, like demographically a bit older with just the right number of dodgy looking homeless people roaming around (is that wrong?) and a few stupidly rich people too. They pretty much have Gucci encrusted on their bums. I am unsuccessfully trying to ignore this big grey cloud over my head (that I am basically on a negative income from now on in). I don't want to move home because that would suck like sucking a rotten Chuppa Chup ("... not chump, it's Chup, Ella" - haha).